Seriously, this is not funny. I had no idea I would be sitting right in the hot zone. Why do I not think these things through before I plunk the money down and go balls to the wall???? Sometimes I think my life is littered with these half-ass decisions. I've lived in the Middle America Trench, the Philippine Trench and now I'm in the Java Trench. I can't get that saying out of my head: "Third time's the charm!" Bright I am not.